Monday, November 08, 2010 at 12:06 AM.

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system.verbs.builtins.tcp.im.builtinDrivers.jabber.code.examples.chef.chef

on chef (s, flBork = true) {
	<<Chunges:
		<<5/13/02; 11:07:02 PM by JB
			<<Chungeloog created.
			<<
			<<Bork bork bork!
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "an", "un" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "An", "Un" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "au", "oo" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "Au", "Oo" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "en ", "ee " );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "en.", "ee." );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "en,", "ee," );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "en!", "ee!" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "f", "ff" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "ir", "ur" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "ow", "oo" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "o", "oo" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "O", "Oo" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "the", "zee" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "The", "Zee" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "th", "t" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "tion", "shun" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "v", "f" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "V", "F" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "w", "v" );
	s = string.replaceAll (s, "W", "V" );
	if flBork {
		s = s + "\n\nBork bork bork!"};
	return s};
dialog.alert(chef("This is a test of the emergency Swedish Chef system. Had this been a real emergency, you would already be flashing back to hilarity by now.") )

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This listing is for code that runs in the OPML Editor environment. I created these listings because I wanted the search engines to index it, so that when I want to look up something in my codebase I don't have to use the much slower search functionality in my object database. Dave Winer.